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Congratulations Kenny & Jenn: Love is like Super Mario Bros. and You Two Are in World 8

by Adam's Apples

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Live from Transylvania, it's love! There's the werewolf raping the buffet. Here's my mother saying it's okay. "Werewolf's make poor guests" Says all my aunts. But it's not their day. It's for Kenny and Jenny. Oh, no not the food. Looks like Wolfie's in the mood!
2.
Pro Tip 00:07
Jumping Body Splash Crouching Light Punch Crouching Light Punch Crouching Hard Kick Causes Knockdown.
3.
The Hagler 00:25
Every time he loses it He finds it. Cuz everyone knows He's got your nose! *He sold the Moon-ah To Jupit-ah* Every time he loses it He finds it. Cuz everyone knows He's got your nose! *He sold the Moon-ah To Jupit-ah* Because he's the Hagl-ah.
4.
AsiaGO! 00:19
Say "cheese" Jenn and Kenny. Asiago's matrimony ParmaJen and Kenny Cheddar Your melted love couldn't get better. Unless it was edible!!
5.
It's Steamy 01:09
Remember that time I balanced an omelet on a knife? And your crotch Fell on it! *BEWARE! It's steamy! BEWARE! It's Steamy!* Remember that time I balanced an omelet on a knife? And your crotch Fell on it! *BEWARE! It's steamy! BEWARE! It's Steamy!* -Cash only? No thanks.- *BEWARE! It's steamy! BEWARE! It's Steamy!*

about

As per our friendly contracts, we are (lovingly) obligated to write/record a demo for friends when they get married. This nugget of brilliance is just another day at the friendship office.

As always, this album (which clocks in at an exhausting 2 minutes and 39 seconds) was written and recorded on the spot.

credits

released June 20, 2015

Mike Apple: Guitar
Tim Apple: Drums
Adam Apple: Angels Sighing

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Adam's Apples

Adam's Apples is an Apple Core band. Apple Core is a combo of Thrash, and Experimental. We started because Adam wanted to get revenge on his crappy ex-girlfriend. Then when that gimmick ran out we just wrote tons of songs relating to (very) inside jokes that sometimes no longer make sense to Mike and Adam.

If you like crazy crap, then you'll like this!
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