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Bela as a Bridesmaid
00:51
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Hello! Welcome to your Love Day.
This is Bella with Adam's Apples.
We know you like Matisyahu, but for some reason here's Adam's Apples!
We hope you're ready to rock to the reggae sounds of the ocean...and your motion.
Don't forget your CBD's...
I'm sure you brought a few.
Hope you know that Bela and Adam's Apples love you very, very much.
Oh....lookout!
Lookout for the sun rays!
Haha. That one was for me...and me alone.
So much to say about your love, but--gotta go!
1,2,3,4!
WE! HOPE! YOU! ENJOY! YOUR! SPLENDID! DAY!
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Big Bite Jack
01:16
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Here's a bunch of facts about Jack:
He worked on a house
Grew his hair out
then cut it all off for charity.
Rescued a guy from his car--
that was totally flipped over.
Also, has two pitbulls,
and they're rescues.
Kristen has a Jack-shaped teeth mark on her heart!
Big Bite Jack!
Big Bite Jack!
Big Bite Jack!
Big Bite Jack!
Here's a bunch of facts about losers:
One guy only worked on cabinets
Said it was out of season
Turns out he was just laid off,
And decided to watch the Rangers.
The drummer who kept on texting
About a movie he was watching.
And the shitty comedian
Who never found out impressions aren’t punchlines.
Kristen has a Jack-shaped teeth mark on her heart!
Big Bite Jack!
Big Bite Jack!
Big Bite Jack!
Big Bite Jack!
...chomp, chomp...
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Dairy Queen
00:58
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When is two scoops three scoops?
When is two scoops three scoops? Two Scoops?
When is two scoops three scoops?
When is two scoops three scoops? Three Scoops?
GO!
Dairy Queen!
She used to make milk shakes
Dairy Queen!
Chock full of taste
Dairy Queen!
Beware of the extract
Dairy Queen!
Or we're on the attack.
When is two scoops three scoops?
When is two scoops three scoops? Two Scoops?
When is two scoops three scoops?
When is two scoops three scoops? Three Scoops?
Dairy Queen!
Heading back to Mike's room
Dairy Queen!
Getting Wendy's soon
Dairy Queen!
Hey, do you wanna play Magic?
Dairy Queen!
You did that one time...
When is two scoops three scoops?
When is two scoops three scoops? Two Scoops?
When is two scoops three scoops?
When is two scoops three scoops? Three Scoops?
When is two scoops three scoops?
When is two scoops three scoops? Two Scoops?
When is two scoops three scoops?
When is two scoops three scoops? Three Scoops?
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Kissing the 13 Colonies
00:59
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How can you get married on the 3rd of July?
How can you ignore all the things that I've said?
How can you RSVP to the tea party?
How dare you when I thought your coat was red?
The King George is Pissed!
The King George is Pissed!
The King George is Pissed!
The King George is Pissed!
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Wanna work from 3 to 7,
FedEx is my blue heaven,
Never will I be the same,
From now on, I'm insane,
Wanna date girls in High School,
Drive around, like I'm so cool,
Wearin FuBu and other crap,
Look at me I'm so fat.
Going nowhere with my life,
Cuz I'm not the successful type,
Gonna take her down with me,
Hope I get her cherry.
Been alive for 20 years
Sit around, drinkin beers,
One day I'll just rot away,
O so slowly in decay!
Pickin' on younger kids,
Cuz I am such a prick,
Gonna die anyday,
Will you notice I'm away?
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Adam's Apples
Adam's Apples is an Apple Core band. Apple Core is a combo of Thrash, and Experimental. We started because Adam wanted to
get revenge on his crappy ex-girlfriend. Then when that gimmick ran out we just wrote tons of songs relating to (very) inside jokes that sometimes no longer make sense to Mike and Adam.
If you like crazy crap, then you'll like this!
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